You know what? This is so complicated and confusing. Well, how do you know he's not gonna be a good slave? You could cheat yourself out of a good slave here. That's like reverse affirmative action, dude. There have been slaves of many different races.īut in this country, we have to understand that it is a sensitive issue, okay?īut you're gonna have a problem with work ethic. I'm saying over the history of time, right? we got to make sure we don't abuse anybody.īecause we understand the plight of the worker.Īll I'm saying is that "slaves" is not a racist term. Well, if we're gonna do something like this. We hire a couple people, pay them nothing, and get them to do all of our work for us! Affords thousands of dollars in tax relief. in which businesses hire potential welfare recipients. Turns out there's a little program called Work for Welfare. I have been doing a little research that will change our lives forever.
This is shady, Frank.īut you will be handsomely rewarded if you just keep your hands off this money. I'm just setting up a temporary account in your name. It's not for overprivileged pieces of sh1t who want to waste millions of dollars in tax.Ĭharlie, for the 500th time, I'm not giving it to you. It's reserved for people who need it, you know?
Once it runs out, we're gonna go on welfare, dude. And once it does, you guys are gonna be back out on your asses.
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I don't know how to take advantage of government programs. and you guys are sitting on the stoop getting drunk all day long? We want you to come back to the bar, okay? But we trust the system.Īll right, look, guys. What? It's 1:00 in the afternoon, and you're piss-ass drunk. We're just getting a little bit of assistance to help us out over the hump.Īnd this unemployment thing is so great, because we've made really big plans.Īnd I am gonna move to New York, and I'm gonna be on Broadway. I thought you two were out looking for careers or something. and someday you're gonna thank me for it. You gotta stop bossing us around, okay?Īnd I'm trying to be that father figure. Now we're trying to move the pool table back.īecause the urinal, you flush it, and it sprays all over the place. I'm trying to conduct important business back there. I'm jerking my back up! What do you want from me?
No! You got to snap your back up and lift. we will focus and work hard and keep our nose to the grindstone. We're gonna reach for the stars! We're gonna become more successful than our parents.Ĥ00. We're gonna go for it! We're gonna work hard! It's pathetic." But the new Dennis says that it's not my place to kill your pipe dreams. The old Dennis would have said, "Dee, your sad little acting ship sailed a decade ago. Well, I guess I could use this time to get my acting career off the ground.Ībsolute. You know? We can do anything we want if we put our minds to it. I can play this game.ĭee and I have a little something we like to call "goals." My daddy used to give hot shots to prostitutes. Why don't you go work for your dad all day? Deandra, move the pool table so you and your brother can lay some grout.
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